The Tumblr Song
(To the Tune of "Let It Go")
The screen glows bright on my laptop tonight
There’s no logic to be seen
A kingdom of shit posting,
And it looks like I'm the queen.
My patience starts like Jekyll, but soon turns to Mr. Hyde
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!
Don't type it out, don't let them see
Be the blogger you always have to be
Appeal, don't feel, don't let them know
Well, now they’ll know!
Suck my dick, suck my cock
I can’t stand you fucks anymore
Fuck your mom, fuck your dog
Your IQ is less than four!
I don't care
What those assholes say
Let the shit storm on,
They’re all bad at arguing anyway!
It's funny how some openness
Makes everything seem small
And the morons that once trolled me
Can't get to me at all!
It's time to tell them all the truth
Though they might say that I’m uncouth
No right, no wrong, no rules for me I'm free!
Drink some bleach, Kill yourself
You’re all douches that need to die
Eat a dick, you’re a cunt
Your stupidity makes me cry!
Here I rant
And here I'll rage
Let the shit storm on!
My typing flurries through the keys into the ‘net
My thoughts are heard by others that I haven’t even met
And my anger burns through ignorance just like a fiery blast
I'm never ever shutting up
Until I am the last!
Kiss my ass, lick my taint
Why can’t any of you just quit?
You are wrong, I am right
You’re all pieces of fucking shit!
Here I rant
All I want to say
I don’t give a fuck,
You’re all bad at arguing anyway!